I must confess, I don't like D&D.
And I hate Forgotten Realms.
But one of my friend asked me for map of the Sword Coast North.
And since it was April Fool's Day, so...
So I drew map for him.
But to make it draw more enjoyable for me, I've put up with a variety of absurd announcements.

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The big red dot says "Here you are".

The content of advertisements is stupid and ridiculous, ie:
- the farmer is looking for low-level heroes to harvest turnips;
- a group of noble paladins looking for a virtuous bard;
- the fechmaster promises to teach mages, priests and thieves fencing with a long sword;
- dwarf-ninja, halfling-berserker and orc-bard are looking for an honest job;

And so on, and so on. If you want, I can translate this.
You can also take a map scan and put your own texts there. Why not.

(Hand drawn, ink, colored pencils, promarkers)