"Welcome to Mother-in-law Land, the theme park where no matter what you do it will never be good enough."

I thought I'd try my hand at a theme park map just for a laugh.

Attractions include:
- the tutting roller-coaster (whether you're thrilled or frightened, each reaction is tutted at and called an embarrassment)
- dishwashing advice (wash the coffee mugs first; that fork still has lasagne on it; be careful with those wine glasses, they were my grandmother's)
- dusting challenge (see how much dust you can remove before the MIL arrives with the white gloves to test your dusting skills)
- Dodgems (with backseat driver)
- gossip endurance (see how long you can last the incessant criticism of various family members, friends and neighbours)
- the "have another scone" marquee followed by "by you've put on some weight"

and much more (hopefully)

Money back guarantee if you don't leave a gibbering nervous wreck.